What the hell, guys? Why did you jackasses put daylight savings time on the same night as Halloween? Could you have picked a worse weekend? People are going to have enough trouble knowing what freaking time it is without you lying about it, you liars. DST is a waste of money, a waste of energy, a waste of resources, and (I’m dreadfully sorry for the pun) a colossal waste of time.
Furthermore, the existence of daylight savings time and your ability to pass a law that changes what time it is proves what I've been saying for years: time is bogus. There is no time. It's not a thing. It’s a man-made concept used to describe the motion of objects. It can’t be manipulated and it can’t be traveled through. I don’t know if that has anything to do with your jobs, but it needs to be said.
I’ve got your stimulus package right here,
Nicko
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