Dear People Asking “It’s 2010, where are our flying cars?”

I don't want to hear this anymore. The reason why there are no flying cars isn’t because the technology doesn’t exist. I guarantee that the U.S. military already has them. No, the answer is far simpler.

I want you to conduct a simple experiment. Tomorrow, take note of every individual you come into contact with. Make yourself completely aware of the legions of slack-jawed man-children who populate this once-pristine landscape. Now imagine all of these people operating a small aircraft.

We, as a species, have an astounding amount of trouble driving on only two dimensions. The addition of a third dimension would result in rampant chaos. Within two months, all teenagers, senior citizens, and New Yorkers would be dead.

I'm sorry the truth hurts,
Nicko