You are liars. You’re lying to me, and you’re lying to yourselves. How can you possibly not remember? It was growing out of your head in that color for at least ten years. You would have seen it the mirror every day for over a decade. You’re trying to tell me that you have absolutely no recollection of that? Don’t you have any pictures from your childhood? Couldn’t you just ask your mom? Couldn’t you look at the color of your eyebrows? Couldn’t you—and just try to hear me out on this—try going six weeks without dying your hair for once and inspect the color of your roots instead of choosing to bask in your ignorance? Answer me, you liars.
I know why you do this. You want attention. You’re looking for a quirk, a way to distinguish yourself. What you don’t realize is that no one gives half a dead dog’s asshole how many times you’ve dyed your hair, and it’s painfully obvious that you’re trying too hard to be interesting. But, unfortunately for you, not knowing your natural hair color isn’t interesting. It’s idiotic and deplorable. Imagine that a guy told you that he had slept with so many women that he couldn't remember the name or face of his first. What you are saying is just as terrible.
Just stick with red,
Nicko
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Firstly, the hair thing. It's a joke.
ReplyDeleteAlso, your approach at a hipster persona and use of a large words does not make you intelligent. If anything it proves how little you understand about this world and humanity. I'd say quit while you're ahead, but you aren't even ahead, rather buried deep in your own bullshit. Just stop. You aren't funny or thoughtful. Rather your a miserable little boy who will never find anyone who thinks you are as funny as you find yourself.