Saturday, October 17, 2009

Dear Weather.com, and by extension all meteorologists

I just checked the weather forecast for today. It says that the temperature today is 79 degrees, but because of the high humidity it feels like it's 84. Screw you, weather.com. Screw you right in the gums. If it feels like it's 84 degrees, then the temperature is 84 degrees. You don't need to waste my time with your theoretical, unobservable temperatures. I don't need to know the humidity percentage. I don't need to know the wind chill. I don't need to know the dew point. All I need in my weather report is a list with three checkboxes: is it too hot?, is it too cold?, is it going to rain while I’m outside? That’s it. Do that, and then we’ll talk.


Fall in a well and rot,

Nicko

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