Dear Adults who Read and Defend Twilight

You do realize that those books are harlequin romance novels for preteens, right? You could go to any adult bookstore and purchase what is essentially the same thing, only with actual sex. The books have no artistic or literary value. They are simply escapist fantasies for sexually repressed young girls with low self-esteem. When you’re twelve, it’s called a phase. When you’re forty, it’s a cry for help.

You can do nothing to convince me otherwise,
Nicko